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There once was a young knight
Handsome, proud and full of might
Who in the forest dared to wander
Enjoying the final days of summer

On his path, as he crossed a marsh
He noticed a beast, its appearance harsh
A disgusting toad, disgraced by nature,
Nevermind the size of the creature !

The brave knight screamed and charged the foe,
But the toad cried "Help, I am trapped! O Woe!!”
“Who are you, disgusting creature ?”
“A princess, victim of an ill adventure -
An old witch, jealous of my beauty
Cast a wicked spell on me,
that made me this disgusting thing.”

“A brave man’s kiss, the cure can carry
And to thank him, this man I would marry !"

The young knight thought a moment
Of a marriage that would make him more than a peasant
And that would put his buttocks on a Throne séant.
Also, a princess that was so cursed
Had surely been by beauty blessed ...

The brave knight decided and took a step
To give the kiss and the curse unset.
But in shock he found his bride to be
Had lied in wicked treachery!

Morality : "Krogak be blessed, it still works !!!" *rulps !*

Size: 28 mm
Modelled by: Julie Guthrie
Painted by: Angel Giraldez, Jérémie Bonamant Teboul
Text by: Cyril Denoual
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And so he stood at the heart of his Empire, enforcing his iron will on the frozen land of his kingdom of ice.
Beak raised towards the sky, he was unable to see those he considered his subjects on the ground around him; subjects who did not listen to him whatsoever.
They did not care about this emperor; the kiss of the sun would reveal that his empire, like his ambition, was nothing but water.

Modelled by: Jérémie Bonamant Teboul
Painted by: Jérémie Bonamant Teboul
Text by: Cyril Denoual
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