  There once was a young knight Handsome, proud and full of might Who in the forest dared to wander Enjoying the final days of summer
On his path, as he crossed a marsh He noticed a beast, its appearance harsh A disgusting toad, disgraced by nature, Nevermind the size of the creature !
The brave knight screamed and charged the foe, But the toad cried "Help, I am trapped! O Woe!!” “Who are you, disgusting creature ?” “A princess, victim of an ill adventure - An old witch, jealous of my beauty Cast a wicked spell on me, that made me this disgusting thing.”
“A brave man’s kiss, the cure can carry And to thank him, this man I would marry !"
The young knight thought a moment Of a marriage that would make him more than a peasant And that would put his buttocks on a Throne séant. Also, a princess that was so cursed Had surely been by beauty blessed ...
The brave knight decided and took a step To give the kiss and the curse unset. But in shock he found his bride to be Had lied in wicked treachery!
Morality : "Krogak be blessed, it still works !!!" *rulps !* |